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Before the beginning of time, there exist nothingness. There was even no small particle of matter, no force acting upon any object, no space where matter could exist, no light that shines, and no time that runs. According to an old Greek thinker named Ishmokv Zutteur, for some unknown reason a sub-atomic particle named Tiny Boomboom came out to the cosmos which caused the formation of matter, space, time, and further life developed on different parts of the cosmos.

Tiny Boomboom was a sub-atomic particle which carries a super high energy. Since there was no space where Tiny Boomboom could expand, it exploded in the cosmos. After its explosion, the smallest particles of earth, water, and air existed in the space which carries forces within it and time, as how the modern man perceives it, started to run. For billions of years, these first elements separately traveled around the vast space – space which has no limit up to where it ends. There is an infinite amount of space where matter could be placed and revolve around.

According to Zuttuer, these elements was travelling around the space jumping up and down, speeds up and slow down, accelerates and decelerates. Due to the behavior of their movements, the elements gained more and more energy from their mass and their velocity. However, another British scientist named Johnny Sins, argues that before the Tiny Boomboom come to existence, another similar incident happened around 169 Million years prior to it which also caused to the formation of another universe, named Stewartalax NG1680 , where life already existed. It is believed that the first three elements from the Tiny Boomboom phenomena - earth, water, and air – traveled way beyond its universe and reached to the Stewartalax and attracted their different life forms. Rainbow unicorns and Nyancats was able to get in touch with the earths of Tiny Boomboom and joined its journey around the cosmos.

As the earth travels back to its original universe, the Rainbow Unicorns and Nyancats, due to loneliness and the feeling of needing for a company, fell in love with each other. According to modern day physicist John Redford, the cause of their falling with each other is due to the fundamental forces in their universe, the force of attraction which nothing can escape it. Rainbow Unicorns and Nyancats, due to their strong love for each other, needed to do something so that they would not lose each other. They decided to mate to propagate their kind and use their offspring as their servants whom they will teach how to make money and make food for the family for them to survive and not die out of hunger. It took their mating process two weeks and eight months to produce good quality of offspring. However, unlike to animals today, both of the couple gets fertile and give birth. After the process of mating, it took them 3 million years to develop healthy offspring. Surprisingly, the product of their mating did not look the same as them. It did not look like any Rainbow Unicorn as well as Nyancats. It was a completely new kind of life form. Two of the offspring were identical twin Simpsons, one was a Dora, and the rest of the million offspring was a countless number of doraemons, akarakataws, scooby-doos, mickey-mouse, and dankmemes. About seven parts (70%) of the offspring are dankmemes who are fond of messing up their siblings just by being dank. Their family – Rainbow Unicorns, Nyancats, and their offspring – thought that their existence would last forever. They were not aware that life would end at some point of the time. Due to their kind of unusual thinking about life, they lived their life to the fullest. They believed that you only live once. Due to it, they kept partying all day, running around like babies with no diapers, and playing.

Little did they know, that a powerful being from another universe named Thanos was just observing them acting like fools. Due to their very unusual behavior, Thanos got annoyed and decided to wipe them away by using his ultimate super power snap. The family was wiped away and became ashes and dust which made them be a part of the earth they lived in. After about 100 Million years from the wiping out of the family, Thanos got bored because he had nothing to observe to anymore, so he decided to put on all kind of Jeezus on earth. There he put Black Jeezus from 21st Jump Stre3aT, Korean Jeezus from 22nd Jump Stre3aT, Thug Life Jeezus of NyanGag, and surprisingly Quiboloy Jeezus who claims that he owns the universe – which is actually is his father’s. These Jeezuses treated each Jeezus as a brother, except for Quiboloy “Quibs” Jeezus. The latter was a one of a kind Jeezus, he can make everybody believe him, confused, and laugh. He was like a direct descendant from the last family of the dankmemes. Amongst all the Jeezus brothers, Quibs was the greatest and the most powerful. He can make any calamity stop or go any time he wants and wherever he wants. He is like a God of all Gods, Jeezus of all Jeezuses. However, Quibs was just like any other form of life, he was a mortal. He was susceptible death. Quibs died when an unknown extraordinary powerful being came to the universe and pointed at him, referring to his life and said “STOP!”. That was how the reign of Quibs ended.

Around 100 Million years after the death of Quibs, some random mankind existed on the earth. One afternoon, Johnny was being looked by his father, “Johnny Johnny?” said by his daddy. “Yes, Papa?” answered Johnny with a shocked face. “Eating sugar?”, once again asked by his dad. “No, Papa!”, answered by Johnny with a scared face. “Telling Lies?”, once again asked his daddy. “No PAPA!”, answered Johnny with confidence. Then his daddy answered back with a smile on his face.

Johnny was a young boy who gained age, just like an XP or an MMR, as he grew older. Each year that passes by, surprisingly Johnny adds one to his age. Johnny was the first every man who was named Johnny. However, records about Johnny’s life, sex, education, and everything was hidden by his father in the underworld and now nowhere to be found on the surface. That is the reason why Johnny’s existence still remains a question to everybody. Some says that he actually never existed, but still some strongly believes that he really did at some point of time. His story remains to be a legend and being passed on from generation to generation only through unwritten stories. It is only heard by the next generation from the older generations. Johnny is a legend; thus, he is called Johnny Legend.

At the time of existence of Johnny, some ants were starving and food was almost nowhere to be found. They traveled along almost anything just to look for food, they cross streets, tables, chairs, pipes, lockers, bunks, they were technically like zombies looking for brains. The life of an ant was said to be very difficult, they walk all day, run from predators and from inconsiderate humans who steps on them and messes up the scent of their path. Ants are very precious specie of animal, they just want to survive, eat sweets such as candies and chocolates, humans tend to hate their very itchy stings. Due to this, humans started to get rid of ants as soon as they see them. Humans tried to locate the ant nests and poured some hot water or molten aluminum to shape it like an ant nest and use it for decorations or whatever humans would like to.

Today, 10th of March 2021 at 8:30PM, the writer realized that he is writing a in gibberish and maybe all none sense about things I don't usually talk. He currently have more than one thousand three hundred words, which I am short of about six hundred and a few words to complete his essay. However, he still lacks topics to write about. All of his written stories above are all fictional. None of them really existed in real life, except perhaps for Quibs. He just made up all of those to fill it up, and post it so that his writing streak continues. He is currently thinking writing up some gibberish words such as “blabber blabla”, “Gukkki gwakk gawk”, “pee pee poo poo”, and any other non-sense word that could be thought of. His creative thoughts are not working thus writing these words over and over again.

As per the statements given above, it could actually be observed that each paragraph is not related to each other. Not at all. The author just wrote random paragraphs that are not even true stories so that he will be able to entertain and break from his boring self. He write a two-thousand-word blog to continue his writing streak. If you look closely and analyze the whole blog and each arrangement of each letter, sometimes it forms words sometimes not – just some gibberish “words”. Three, two, one. Two-thousand-word blog done. Nah! He fails by sixty.